The prophet Suzuki was extolling the faithful to hold the politicians' feet to the global-warming fire:
Require governments to consider the impact of policy on future generations. "Tax the hell out of things we don't want." Force businesses to recycle packaging.
The Wise Bearded One was especially skeptical of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's recent conversion:
"There isn't a green bone in his body"
Oh, Hallowed Saint, how does one exactly test for that on an empirical basis to order to prove that revelation?
Or is it thy all-knowing, supernatural 'oneness with the universe' that gives you this power?
Please forgive my recent occasions of doubt.
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Thursday Update: Check this out! The fruit fly guy implodes.