Tuesday, June 13, 2006

And on a lighter note

Next time Heather Mills comes to Canada to save the seals, she may get attention from some very unrelated special-interest groups.

According to the Toronto Sun, it seems that estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney has had a shady past that includes posing nude for sex guides, and even allegations of having been a highly paid prostitute engaging in lesbian and group sex.

I guess marrying Sir Paul without a "pre-nup" was a pretty big coup for Heather, considering her past. Good little business venture.

Well at least she does have some principles; being an animal lover and all...




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Wow! Just received a VERY interesting link from a loyal reader. Check it out. Maybe Sir Paul was after the fountain of youth? Gotta question his judgement, no matter what.

22 comments:

Soccermom said...

She always struck me as being such an angry woman. Who knew she had this much to hide?

Riley Hennessey said...

Loved this post. I can't stand heather mills and I'm sure we've heard the last of her ridiculous attempts to save the seals here.... guess she couldn't even save her marriage!

Joanne (True Blue) said...

lol! That's great, Riley! She should be set for life now after she gets her entitlements from Paul.

john said...

don't you worry.

Peg will be back in the news.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Peg?

liberal supporter said...

Estimates are she gets a million pounds for each week they were married. The current smear campaign is just an attempt to reduce that. "We already know what you are, now we're just arguing over the price"...

I'm a vegetarian most of the time (I have a tiny bit of turkey at Christmas to be sociable), and always thought Sir Paul was the coolest kind of vegetarian. Never defining himself by what he happens to prefer to eat, and never preachy about it. His charity work was involved in putting an end to the kind of land mines that maim people years after conflicts end. A noble cause, in my opinion.

I found the whole seal hunt fiasco embarrassing. (For me, I'd be more likely to eat seals than farm animals, but that's another story and just my personal food preferences).

I could just see him going along with her bitch tests to try and keep the relationship going (and the poontang happening). It looked so out of character, how did saving unendangered seals become more important than land mines? He was never into the moral superiority thing (I found Lennon to be that way though), and I felt sorry for what he was putting up with for her.

You could say that in her earlier career she was fighting terrorism, by diverting saudi billionaires' money away from militants to herself...

Joanne (True Blue) said...

L.S. Ha-ha! A few good-natured little zingers there! Very clever; especially the last comment. I guess she was rather noble after all. ;)

john said...

.... in place of a leg.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

John - Ouch!

x2para said...

she's number 1,000,000 on the list of usless, no-talent, way too rich twits who continually turn up in the media as a prize lets give her a one way prize ticket to Baffin Island

PGP said...

Filed Under: Anyone Surprised?

Dare I suggest the payoff?
McAlimoney
OMMAG ;)

Ron said...

Actually, the landmine thing was her deal. The whole vegetarian thing was Linda's doing. Paul's deal was funding art and music schools in Northern England. That was how he got his knighthood. Who knows where the seals came from.
Stick to whatcha know kids.

liberal supporter said...

Actually the land mines "thing" was Princess Diana's, and Heather Mills and is one of many who carried it on after Diana's death. As an amputee, she soon learned that a lot of amputees are the result of landmines.

Paul and Linda stopped eating meat after they were together and raising kids (she'd been a great meat cook before that). Though she really ran with it and started her veggie food business.

http://www.newveg.av.org/paul.htm

I hadn't heard before about funding art and music schools, but his knighthood was simply "for services to music". Probably the popularity of that band he was in before Wings had something to do with it.

I liked Heather, mainly based on the "Back In the U.S." dvd. He talks about how she was raised on classical music, and had never heard much of the Beatles. So they would be driving and a song would come on the radio, and she'd ask "is that one of yours?", and he'd say, "um, yes, that's 'Get Back'".

Yes, who knows how the seals became the new important cause, but I think it was part of their going in different directions.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

L.S. - "He talks about how she was raised on classical music, and had never heard much of the Beatles."

Yeah, I remember that concert. I saw him at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. Awesome show! That was before the seal thing.

syncrodox said...

Well at least someone is going to make some money flogging seals.:0)

Syncro

Anonymous said...

If she doesn't get the money maybe she'll have to go back to being a hooker or porn actress, I wonder how much she charges?...

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Well, back then she charged 1,000 pounds a night, so allowing for inflation... We need a math guy.

Mary said...

When Hollywood gets on it’s soap box and tries to preach at us the "unwashed and ignorant masses", like a message from on high, it provokes in us an unbelief in their message, so Hollywood keep your messages to yourself as you just irritate us.

Mary said...

I should have said "Hollywood types", who are the know all and be all celebs of the world.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

I hear you, Mary!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but I have to comment.
Her past { or so-called past} has nothing to do with their marriage. Remember how much Diana HATED the british tabloids, and the reasons why. Of course they will want to drag and dredge up all kinds of crap. Paul, love him, but no angel either. How old and marrying a woman 1\2 his age.....GROSS. Maybe was high once too many times with all the pot smoking and god knows what else.
Remember there IS a young daughter involved and that is TRULY what is the shame here. Down the road another kid totally F----- up because of her parents.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Yes, I feel sorry for that little girl. She will never have a normal life. Lots of money though, but she will be messed up.